No one could have predicted this!
Hey everybody, look: I kbinned!
No one could have predicted this!
Buy shit or you’ll ruin the economy!
Too late! Run away!
omg that’s not Selena Gomez, that’s Jenna Ortega lol
Nice try: It can’t be worse if I never get out of bed!
Fuck yeah, so comfy!
If you’re aware of it, you can’t be that dumb.
If I meditate hard enough I can levitate above the terlit so I remain untouched by the dookiesplash.
Enlightenment sure is bitchin!
You’re gonna need a time machine…
When Spider Jerusalem steals Doctor Who’s ray gun, omg
You are quite welcome, enjoy!
Silly English pig-dog.
Baisez mon pote? Ami avec avantages?
Nah, those still sound pretty pretentious.
Get out of here with your “facts” and “logic” horsemath hater!
Calculators are a fucking joke, you can’t even ride them or feed them carrots.
Don’t look at me: Complaining is too much effort.