So you see 4 posts and then dip out?

The garbage collector around my house doesn’t get out of the truck to get the trash it’s all hydraulic arm. Sounds pretty chill to me.

X is like: You listened to Gypsy Jazz a few times on your way to work? Guess you are a jazz man now. Here’s some deep cuts from the 1920s!

People are playing Zelda at high frame rates?! NOT ON MY WATCH - Nintendo

They’ve got places to be and behind you isn’t one of them.

It’s less about “new content” on Lemmy and more about “I have a social media addiction and need constant content to satisfy my insatiable media habit”. A lot of us are guilty of this, me included.

Congratulations. No more super high anxiety!

The band only plays Entry of the Gladiators to rub it in. Because you are a clown.

Snap your fingers snap your neck! - Prong

does he have bad breath or something?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/01/us/california-human-composting-law-trnd/index.html

I’m convinced that if someone wrote a classic country banger, like a certified banger. Country “fans” would hate it and everyone else would love it.

Your average Elden Ring enjoyer.

I’m 44 and use the word mid to describe things that are just ok.

They are going to start calling us the Zombie generation because we are all walking around dead inside.

That’s a complicated ass bong man. Not sure hes lighting it right either.

That Dex just hits different than multi purpose cleaners.

We have gone from “That’s my spirit animal!” to “What yellow emoji do you vibe with the most?”

Let me translate:

Fast Paced = We rush you to meet a deadline we made to be short on purpose so that you do the work faster by cutting corners.

Exciting Environment = Our clients\boss are assholes and will take out all of their frustrations on you and be a Karen the entire time. Exciting!