Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

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I believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in good little children.

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!

I’m pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn’t intervened.

Bless your heart

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

If I get to run things, things will be great - for me. Everyone else? Fuck you peasants, I’m in charge.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

The joke’s on them. I sold my soul years ago.