Source is The Onion. There’s more than just the headline, and it’s a classic.

Better to just use rm -rf ~/*. No need for sudo to destroy the most valuable data (the user’s own files).

Mostly joking, but Farenheit is % hot outside.

0°F is 0% hot. Jacket, pants, boots, scarf, etc.

30°F is 30% hot. Shorts, but with boots & an unzipped jacket.

60°F is 60% hot. Shorts, short sleeves, & sandals.

80°F is 80% hot. AC recommended.

100°F is 100% hot. AC or you’ll melt.

120°F is Phoenix, Arizona, a city which should not exist and a temperature which should not exist.

Eh, as a weirdo who uses Celsius a lot but lives in Buffalo, NY…

-20s is cold. Coat, gloves, scarf, & hat. Long underwear. Not too much evaporation from the lake since it can freeze, so not much snow.
-10s is chilly. Coat, probably zip it up towards the lower end of the range. Decent chance of apocalyptic snow.
0-10s is cool. Wear a sweater.
10s is nice. Maybe consider long sleeves & pants if it gets a bit cooler.
20s is shorts & t-shirt weather.
30s is all AC, all the time. Uncomfortably hot not too far into the range.
40s is “the humidity is now so high the air is soup, filled with mosquitoes”.

Negative absolute temperature is a thing. Lasers exhibit negative temperatures when active, i.e. the lasing medium has a negative temperature expressed in Kelvin. Adding more energy doesn’t increase its entropy, it just turns into more laser light. Any such system with bounded entropy can have a negative thermodynamic temperature.

You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

Light is made of quanta. Neither waves nor particles.

And the cashier is probably going to screw up the bagging. Does the ice cream go in the insulated re-usable bag, or does it go in a regular bag next to the room temperature canned goods? Pretty good chance it goes into the uninsulated bag, the tomatoes end up in the insulated bag with the milk, etc.

Many cameras these days have AI autofocus for subject detection. Phone cameras use AI image enhancemnnt by default.

And color management. Useless for photo editing, stuck with 8-bit sRGB.

“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes.”

It’s not that you can feel individual features, but rather that a repeating pattern of that size can be distinguished from a smoother surface.

Mini-USB wasn’t very common. Micro-USB was common.

You finish the pasta by cooking it in the sauce. They have to cook together! You bring shame to all of Italy.

Another violation is that they conserve speed, not velocity. Put 2 portals 90° apart. Travel into the first perpendicular to the surface. You’ll exit the second perpendicular to its surface. That means you accelerated to change direction, which takes energy. Portals don’t conserve momentum or energy.

But the orange portal is moving. The game code works more like A (it bugs out and the object bounces off the portal surface, but it uses a world-fixed coordinate frame that would match A for behavior). A (Newtonian) relativistic coordinate system would match B. For everything with non-moving portals A & B are equivalent.

KeePass + Syncthing is pretty convenient.

Buttercup looks to be using AES-CBC with PBKDF2 and no authentication, but I only took a very brief look so I may have missed important details. That’s not secure if an attacker can alter the vault file, and PBKDF2 isn’t a great KDF to use. If you use this, you definitely need a 128-bit or higher entropy passphrase (10 Diceware words). You usually want that anyway, but using a weaker string for your master password will be less secure than you expect compared to something using a modern KDF.

That ^

Boot to the head!

In the Beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was God.

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the 𓄿!
𓅀 𓅁 𓅂, b-𓅃’s the word
A-well-a 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆, 𓅇 is the word
A-well-a 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊, well-a 𓅋 is the word
A-well-a 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎, b-𓅏’s the word

A-well-a 𓅐 𓅑 𓅒, well-a 𓅓 is the word
A-well-a 𓅔, 𓅕, b-𓅖’s the word
A-well-a 𓅗 𓅘 𓅙, b-𓅚’s the word
A-well-a 𓅛 𓅜 𓅝, well-a 𓅞 is the word
A-well-a 𓅟, 𓅠, b-𓅡’s the word

A-well-a don’t you know, about the 𓅢?
Well, everybody knows that the 𓅣 is the word!
A-well-a 𓅤, 𓅥, b-𓅦’s the 𓅧

A-well-a

A-well-a everybody’s heard, about the 𓅨!
𓅩 𓅪 𓅫, b-𓅬’s the word
A-well-a 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯, b-𓅰’s the word

A-well-a 𓅱 𓅲 𓅳, b-𓅴’s the word
A-well-a 𓅵, 𓅶, b-𓅷’s the word
A-well-a 𓅸, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a 𓅹, b-𓅺’s the word

(Side note: those aren’t emoji, actual Ejyptian Heiroglyphs have a Unicode block, range U+13000…U+1342F.)