I have no idea how it works and I studied chemical engineering. I guess I would have to study physical engineering

It is an inter-dimensional being chilling on paid vacation

Out of the window of course. Where else would you want?

It goes straight to earth again and sometimes if someone is lucky it will nourish their hair

If you are gonna starve yourself that certainly will show em

Is this oligarch boot in the room with us right now? Outside of internet nobody talks like this

Idk maybe you Americans are all just insane, it is an insane country. Asylum of a nation.

There is a deep hatred for America in my veins

Well because if you aren’t permanently online you usually focus on your life instead about some celebrities

Can’t you just like make a nice tasty BBQ, read a book on the fresh grass of spring listening to singing of birds

I don’t know about you but I prefer that kind of seasonal celebration. Isn’t it a bit tiring to constantly think about some distant bald guy?

To be honest you gotta have somewhat fucked up situation if the only time you celebrate is when someone dies. that’s not a good flex but a cry for help

Cmon, my jokes are not even possible to be mistaken for alt right. I take special care to make them the least believable and absurd

I have a feeling you dislike me for some reason so I am gonna skip this dialogue

If they are attracted to women with male genitalia exclusively they are called chasers so why would the other way around be any different? Genitalia fetishism is always a bit disgustingly reductive

You will only avoid all this unnecessary garbage if you do not try to categorise these things in artificial labels and just have sex with who you want. If two people want to fuck then they do it and there is no need to call it a mouthful

Otherwise you get monstrosities like ‚I am only attracted to white boys below 5’10 during blue moon. I call it xyzuality’ just shut up already and keep sucking

“Oh I like you I am also abcdsexual with vagina preference hihi” like shut the f up and get on your knees

It was just a joke of course I mean cmon. Tier list of sexualities is hilarious and a bit of a jab at society

No.

You just say: I don’t wan to have sex with you.

You don’t need to explain yourself, like a wimp, or go into muddy waters of stupid definitions

The thing is sexuality is a continuous spectrum (0,1). Using advanced mathematical apparatus we can prove that every single person is bisexual. That’s why mathematics is fundamentally gay

Moreover we must consider intersex people. What if their stuff is 20% dick and 80% vagina?

The biggest joke are people who care only about genitalia. As long as it is slick and there is some liquid it doesn’t matter all that much what the other party has

Imagine being some kind of radical feminist lesbian sperging for hours about how men treat us as body parts and then see only vaginas and dicks. The irony

Are you having sex with a cut of meat or a person.

Hence why bisexuality and pansexuality will always reign supreme over all the squabbles. Might have to make a tier list

Idk what’s up but you can say something about china on lemmy and watch ccp minions stalk you for days. I do it sometimes when I wait in bank queue.

I like to think I am wasting regime’s money

One does not exclude the other

All my homies hate Chinese government

Funniest thing you can do to thy self is convince yourself that everything is meant to be directed at you. These people smirking 40 meters away? They are totally making fun of you

Someone posts something loosely connected to you? Obviously they know you, stalked you and now made a post winking at you.

And now they just wait until you respond to their post

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I used to even think that these grim looking ppl on the public transport are totally out there to get me and was sweating and sketching plans of getting out of this mess alive

My actually bingo is complete