When my grandma died, all her spoons were placed in a basket at the entrance to the church. She had 8 kids, dozens of grandkids, and lived in a small town of 500. Everyone she knew that was alive came and took a spoon.

There were left over spoons

My favorite to use: “not gonna lie to you.”

I’ve been using it for at least 15 years at this point, and my job relies on accurate forecasts.

Mr Majestyck would be heartbroken.

Estados Unidos Mexicanos

Wait until people learn what Mexico’s real name is.

I bet he was real pissed about overtime

I’ve been wrenching on cars nearly 30 years. I’ve had mechanical maintenance as part of my actual job for a decade now. Two years ago it all finally clicked for me. Clockwise tight, counterclockwise loose.

I never even considered shining the flashlight in his eyes OR handing him the wrong sized wrench. Ooh boy. That would have been interesting.

What is this? Taskmaster?

That and always watching for background actors making weird faces or just doing strange things.

Those are mossad crabs.

The other night, for me, it was getting shocked while repairing equipment. Touched the same damn place twice

It’s funny to me that my brother pretty much only texts me at 10pm. Dude, I’m a sleep. And I’m sure my response at 515am doesn’t wake you up either.

As a discord admin\mod, I feel like they have way more power than they need.

Slow horses back at the end of the month!

Do yourself a favor and watch the Ed Harris movie “Knightriders”. In my heart of hearts, it’s the source material for the entire show. And the ending is incredibly relevant.

There’s an exclusive podcast I listen to where they have a Kermit character that’s getting findom’d by ms piggy.

I have cried with laughter when the characters pop in randomly.

I feel like the people should have some say in who they want governing them.

I was in my second week of basic training when 9/11 happened, so don’t give me shit about supporting oil companies.

I did my time. 15 months in baghdad in 03 and 04. Got hit with 13 IEDs, shot at nearly every day. You just don’t have a clue what you are talking about.