DontMakeMoreBabies

More cripples in my shorthand comedy!

Literally no judgment.

I definitely rock out to happy hardcore and EDM depending on the day. Puts me in a good mood which leads to better lifts?

Calm down.

Is every painting, drawing, story, etc. ever created by anyone ‘a monument to humanity’s vanity’?

Add in uMatrix for extra fun.

Crazy homeless folks in my area keep picking up felony gun possession charges so it’s apparently not that hard to arm oneself.

Because some folks really seem to like power? And emotion is a solid button to press because a lot of folks are irrational monkeys.

Edit: most - > a lot of

People need to take more responsibility for their kids - if you let them online, you’d better fucking understand what that entails and if not (gasp!) don’t let them on the internet.

And if that’s impossible for someone then why the fuck did they reproduce in the first place?

He apparently blanked out while speaking - folks are speculating it was a stroke.

Laughs in Late 90s Dial Up

Fucking lmao - now the kids get to once again deal with ‘get off the fucking internet!’ from their parents.

Such a weird reaction from the girl - likely dodged a bullet.

At this point if I should know you then I just pretend I know your name until I can ask someone else discreetly.

This is basically my life at this point. I’ve become the SME for like half a dozen things because I can’t fucking say no but I still feel the imposter syndrome every once in a while.

Though at this point it’s mostly being sad that the bar is so low…

I used to run HTC phones and the custom ROM scene was LEGIT. Now I’m in the same boat as you - stock Samsung, but I removed as many bullshit stock apps as I could with ADB.

I miss CM and simple boot unlocking.