What’s the purpose of bass players?

Well, somebody has to wake up, wash, dress and feed the drummer before practice.

It’s obviously child Jesus. It’s not “Christ’s child”, it’s “Christ (the) child”.

I’m totally calling it “tote Tante” from now on.

Looking back as an adult the origin is clearly racist. But since I sung that in kindergarden myself: We didn’t associate “black man” with a person of colour. When I was 4, I was imagining some creep in a black trenchcoat.

Nah. Corporations aren’t all knowing godlike beings. They are run by stupid people who make mistakes, just like us.

That means it’s working.

Football? Isn’t the season over ?

Boy do I have bad news for you …

Normal people have friends and family and would like to use social media to stay in touch with them.

Normal people stay in touch with their loved ones even if they are not on the same platform. You do not need everyday group chat noise for that.

Oh come on, that’s like “all politicians lie”. There is “I record every millisecond of your private life to sell to anybody with a fat enough wallet” evil and there is “I am raising prices this year because I can” evil. The two are not the same.