P: “You will do as I say”

T: “Yes”

“Any man who must say, ‘I am the king’ is no true king”

It’s antipasto.

It wouldn’t even put an al dente in it

Tower 7 didn’t just farfalle on its own.

I was roped into this conversation

I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane

“Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

—Saul Goodman

“I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner— and it worked, because I believed it!”

—Saul Goodman

Those who purchase other peoples’ ideas are not innovative themselves

Lol this got me 😂

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

Phone home

”You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself beat to death by Jake Paul…”

THEY’RE ALL RUBBERY, YOU TIT!!!

QAaron Rodgers

Cheers 🍻

*Deuces

(No ill will 🤚🥹)

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“Why are they all saluting like that??”

Impressive