I love this album but never particularly liked that quote or the supposed meaning behind.

If you’re on the train you’re either for it or against it. No one on the train is neutral. They either boarded willingly or were boarded against their will. I don’t think anyone just finds themselves on the train.

It’s true, of course, that being neutral is accepting the status quo, and that neutrality helps the oppressor and not the oppressed, but I don’t think this quote really conveys that.

Can’t say I’ve ever seen that happen.

That entirely depends on whether the person holds any power over you, or if they can make choices that affect you.

They are wrong though. No meal is more important than any other. It’s different for everyone and pretending breakfast is the most important for all and sundry is just a marketing ploy with no basis is truth.

I mean, it looks mostly like kitchen implements, cutlery, cooking stuff. Not really useless junk. I have 8 cupboards of similar stuff in my kitchen.

I never have breakfast. The Kelloggs company lied when they said it’s the most important meal of the day.

Seems to be about memes and porn where I’m sitting.

I have no idea what any of this means.

Rule one. It’s spelled turtle.

I never doubted you.

If you’re on Xitter at all, you’re a moron.

Shadow of Chornobyl? Shadow of Chornobyl. I heard the Wish Granter calling me at least a hundred times.

If I know you’re 100% real, I’m still saying no. I’m here for funny shit not friendships.

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Four. Sussex has no need of east and west.

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Surprisingly, Kid Cock is the lesser bell end here.

Plenty of great comedies have laugh tracks. Alan Partridge, The IT Crowd, Mr. Bean, Black Books, Only Fools & Horses, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, to name a few.

We all know we fight it for quite some time before eventually relenting, then wonder why we didn’t relent hours earlier.