it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

you remind me of my acid dropping goth friend from the 80’s. the “crazy” stare really sells it. wanna take drugs in the park and laugh at people in pleated jeans?

BASEketball

Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!

also, both stripped somehow?

I read the last panel as “that snakes mense”

Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

and that is why my lower back is crab meat

one mustache between two men is a mustache for both men

I will pick at 3 day old leftover fish sticks with my fingers at 8am. Try to stop me.

5. I went to a Mexican birthday party last night and had 10 different kinds of tequila. How am I alive?

Remember when she tried to “twerk” and she just had zero ass to twerk with? Good times.

There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.

Don’t come in here! I’m…uh…checking my bank statement!

There was a tornado in Oceano, CA a few days ago. A small one, but there have a been a couple others in recent years. So thats a new, fun thing to prepare for.

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

ASStronaut

thats called being a professional chef.

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