Dude has no time for some useless words. He’s shaggin, and everybody knows. xD
Fan of breaking echo chambers by being devils advocate. Other than that, centrist. As in in USA I’d be considered left.
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Demdaru@lemmy.worldto Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world•Purchased from FARK at the turn of the century.2·12 days agoMy fascination with monkeys went like this:
I was in a zoo and saw monkeys. Aww, monkeys. Then a monkey proceeded to grab it’s youngling via legs, slam it inti tree trunk behind it, slam it into the branch it was sitting on, slam it again it on trunk, ponder for a second while the stunned monkey swayed in it’s grasp and then slam it into the trunk again and only then put it back how it was. I was amased that the poor little one managed not to fall right iff after being put back.
Anyway, fascination cleared. Reaaaally quick.
Demdaru@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•I will step on your neck if you come between me and the box of kids pull-ups I was sent here forEnglish5·16 days agoMy partner actually thought she was quick in 'n out with shops until she witnessed, and then had to bear, me in action. Organise list by distance from the entrance and keep the flow of movement as fluid as possible, to snake your way through aisles ASAP and straight to self-checkout. In and out. And thank god for self-checkout, that cut at least 5 minutes of awkwardness from shopping.
Look at it’s like that. If you change out one part at a time, everyone considers the ship the same.
Change many components at once and what you hear? “It’s practically a new ship!”.
Here, Ship of Theseus solved by instinct and linguistics.
Older gens I’d say. My mother had afriend who always came in without knockin and just…vibed. Like they suddenly materialised in kitchen and talked while eating or materialised near table and drank coffee.
My partner’s mother had someone like that too.
Meanwhile I am having a meltdown if someone tries the door before knocking (they are always locked anyway)
My friend, that lady is moving slower than I walk, what safety xD
Demdaru@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•You can smell the WalMart from this picture alone.102·2 months agoImma be honest. I know next to nothing about fat folk but…look at her legs. For someone with such a big belly, legs should also be fat af. Hers aren’t. It honestly makes me think this isn’t just an idiot who can’t stop eating but someone with a medical condition. May be wrong but…it’s unsettling.
And I really do have a crude and unempathetic humor so I normally laugh at fat jokes etc. But this ain’t it.
Demdaru@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Source: once let the wife set the temp while showering.English21·2 months agoIiiif I remember correctly and also I may be wrong, women tend to get colder easier - especially on limbs. Maybe that affects this? Lack of ability to hold temperature as well.
Demdaru@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of ironyEnglish9·2 months agoYa know, I can remember AI being used even in hella old games for enemies.
Which had even less to do with AI than LLM.
Dude, that’s paid premium
Demdaru@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Good thing there isn't any of that in MY good Elder Scrolls games!English1·2 months agoEXACTLY! That mod is so needed.
I am joking. Honestly, it’s fantasy game, if they wanna have that, let them. Now somebody should simply make one choice “no schlong” and the other “no boobs” and be done with it. ^^
A lot of folk treat toilet as their sanctum. You are alone in there. Nobody is gonna bother you, it’s just you and your thoughts. You can take a breather, let out a good, long shit and allow yourself to become calmer. When ready, go out to face the world again.
Polosh self checkout:
- One cashier per 6-8 machines, on watch to take care of age verification or occasional lockuo
- Machines do lock up when weight doesn’t match…and unlock when scale decides that it’s okay after all. Happens sometimes with lighter things, or when someone fucks up values in software (once met error where buns were 900g per piece xD Cashier gal was busyyyy that day, had their fixed code, but until it got into menu, they had to punch it themselves)
- Age verification, of course, is there
- There’s only scale. Sometimes you need to also scan your receipt to leave. That’s all.
Sometimes that cashier taking care of self checkouts even gets their own command center - console that can allow to give age verification without physically moving or to bypass weight alerts (useful when cashier sees from far away you carry, for example, hair bands. )
Nah fuck that ain’t having time to hang around the whole checkout lane bullshit just to luddite around.
B u l l s h i t.
My chronotype is effin shifted, so I naturally wake around 9-10 am. Never have I ever had such tolerant period in my life to allow this, I always had to get up at 6 am, and for the past two years, 4:30 am daily.
The only thing I got from keeping it consistient is lack of rest, because let me tell ya, sure as hell hard to go to sleep at 8 pm if I get my biggest energy spike at 7 pm -.-’
Best part is, it’s not only US lol. I am from EU, one of countries that back in 2000 were…let’s say backwater (thanks USSR). I remember as a kid watching news about new tech, seeing the new, bold designs, getting hands on west tech, everyone talked how it gets better, ozone layer hole? BOOM, nobody cares cuz fixed, we can do anything!
And then I grew up and and, except for internet getting faster and more bland, nothing happened. I love e-bikes, or EV overall but…don’t take me wrong, it felt like this would be common by 2010. Games got so photorealistic that I turn to indie because if I wanted photorealsitic I’d go touch grass, I’d rather have…you know, the story and wordbuilding progress keeping up. The bold and rabid culture in the net shifted towards defeated and tired. Even news…once something that irked most politicians and was a thorn in the side of everyone for the joy of the public turned into some damned advertisement machine.
Signed, defeated and tired
Bullshit, it will get axed by a fanatical zewlot at first sign of denying god xD
Dunno why someone would set some saddles on fire, but did anyone else notice, that in the alternate version everything’s slightly different… …but the moaner?
You can’t take our emoticons from our dead hands!
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There’s anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can’t recall the name tho.
Edit: Quick search revealed it’s Handyman Saitou in Another World