iPad kids RISE UP

horse? more like horsig (horse sosig)

it makes sense without the bottom text

his cube shaped neurons wouldn’t be able to process round objects, so you’d just be a vaguely blurry region in his field of view to him

milk truck just arrive

rawdogged by a garfield fursuit

nothing gives me more joy than intentionally writing “should of” to annoy pedants like you

should of named it Mulf of Gexico

shoplifters when they have to lift a shop called my spirits and I have schizoid personality disorder: 😰

bald people must be hunted in the streets

the solution is a cabin in the woods

Pretty sure in this timeline it would be called the European Sea, not the Mediterranean Sea

Siri suggestion: consooooooooooooom

and someone built a church on it to surpress native beliefs

my daily routine:

fall asleep > fall asleep > fall asleep

rinse and repeat

woahowow japanese therapy woahoh

From my experience, most of the time the issue with these characters is more that they are badly written

most of them are bad people, but most are still likeable. skylar on the other hand is uniquely unlikable.

everyone must believe in me to increase my power

metric is for people that are to mentally impaired to do conversions quickly. it is built for the feeble mind, unlike imperial