I’m not so sure an egg ‘fights its way out’ of a chicken, I’d say it’s ejected…

I usually cut a full pie into quarters, so… Nine sounds about right.

If they’re willing to go that far, they’re not parents worth having. Good riddance.

Splish Splish

Na, I’m shapped like a shrimp that has scoliosis

I don’t mind teaching, in limited doses; but I do not have the patience/temperment to handle a class of students or even regular one-on-one sessions.

Nobody wants their teacher getting frustrated because they don’t understand something new, and it’s not fair to put students in that position.

DNS is your computers address book.

If you want to go to ‘Daves house’ you need to translate that into an address first, which you can then travel to.

Your computer does the same thing, first translating ‘youtube.com’ into an IP address to connect to.

If your DNS/address book is broken or inaccessible, you can still connect to the internet/travel, but you really struggle to figure out where to actually go.

People grieve in the oddest ways sometimes.

Dude made roller skates because the missus told him to sell the house. At least he realized he’s an idiot and seems to be moving on.

Well, if it’s not a request it must be a demand.

Make sure you piss on their floor or you might get in trouble.

What’s so fun about getting less candy :(

Talking at me =/= talking to me.

Get my attention, then say whatever you’ve gotta say.

What a fascinating specimen… I wish we had more.

That’s a mighty fine top hat he’s wearing, but who tf is that posing with his fish??

A solemn admission or a triumphant proclamation…

Sure he did. He dodged a bullet.

There was more than one.

I don’t think classic SMS does this, but RCS and IMessage both do. SMS has ‘delivery reports’ (ie, the carrier will let you know when they succeed in transmitting it to the phone), but not actual read receipts.

As a sender; sometimes a message doesn’t warrant a response, but it’s nice to know it was actually received/seen.

As a recipient though, I’ve always found it a tad creepy and turned it off on every phone I’ve had.

‘Ignorance is bliss’…