“My guy, you got that Ligma for real”

“Excuse me?”

“Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it’s like, super aids or something, devvo’ed”

Its been measured at 3.6% ABV

And you’re a fool if you think they ever stopped.

That’s why you should all do one each.

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

• recruitment agents

Rod

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• Bluetooth when I’m connecting to a speaker

• Bluetooth staying connected to my car when I’m 3 streets away

You got a stiff one

It’s the second advert for this essay site that this 15 day old account has posted

I went to his profile and updated 3 other posts to reward him for this

“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

The holes are all slightly different sizes. It’s for measuring spaghetti servings

The Jan 6 insurrection was both Antifa leftwing crisis actors and also patriotic Americans doing the right thing.

That’s half the problem though isn’t it. The parents have to work the 9 to 5 so that’s when the kids need to be out of the house as well.

Err nuuur! Merr errpperl!

If only I had anything worth contributing

They are, my phone is buzzing off the table with all the big news