I love urinals, carefree pissing

Imagine being in 2025 ahead of time… Embarrassing

Found him via illegal means, then got a stooge to “report him” and planted evidence to box him in

They planned evidence because they used illegal means to identify him

Eh, it’s no lemmygrad

You mean a PATA SSD? Core 2 duos came with SATA

The computer actually came with an SSD, they swapped it because they appreciate the time to think between one operation and the next

That gives you decent performance on a one cylinder moped

Then I weep for this poor soul. A spinning disk in 2023, that’s cruel and unusual punishment.

I don’t need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that’s all I need.

Search for porn? Meaning he didn’t already know where to find it?

They have a Linux version, but this happened only to the Windows one… Coincidence?!

“they’re part of BIG DIGITAL!”

Isn’t she super tall?

West 'cause I don’t take myself too seriously

Anglophone problems

I mean, I don’t think conveyors are a good solution, but it’s telling that someone so long ago already rejected cars as a viable transportation method.

But it starts automatically at boot! (And opens the last used chat on the screen for everyone to see, thank you teams.)

Isaac Asimov decades ago imagined a future where nuclear plants provided infinite clean energy, and still people in his cities moved on foot, on large systems of conveyors.

Uhm, if 6 patients were 10 minutes late each, you’d be 10 minutes late total.