I subconsciously assumed they were watermarks and just ignored them completely

Sh-sh-claw!

What about W?

Uh, I agree?

I am also in Canada. Our province runs the power grid on coal and sold the utility to a private company that doesn’t bother with the expense of upkeep on infrastructure. They built a sweet skating rink though.

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We’d fire no guns, shed no tears!

We used to grab globs of spruce gum off the trees to chew. Pain in the ass to get off your fingers though.

This is it. The reason aliens keep abducting cows.