We’re talking about those PPP loans that businesses and the wealthy abused, and not student loans that people are stuck with due to systemic causes… Right… Right…

“Keep it simple” says the project that decided it would be great to program in YAML…

I’ve tried using it to manage a few home servers and parameterizing anything was painful and boilerplate-ridden

God: I will fix everything

Also God: I can’t/ haven’t fixed evil because then there’d be no free will

IDK but this is good for bitcoin

Switching from Xitter to bluesky (or anything else) is much much much easier than emigrating.

There’s a lamp post on the right

I have a chair, it’s the orange thing on the left

It’s mostly because C is notorious for not holding your hand and not telling you when you mess up. Write one past the array’s length? Might do nothing, might crash, might mess up some other data, might crash later in somewhere completely different.

I thought it was: 1. The devil defeats Johnny, 2. Johnny defeats the devil but disappears after, and 3. Johnny defeats the devil and returns as a child to warn the Pope.

Only if you’re trans: P

Anything with enough access to block malicious programs has enough access to block any other program by mistake.

Security modules like this usually get very invasive with the OS, to be able to monitor everything and so that malicious programs don’t have the ability to shut it off.

Oh boy 6AM!

Low competition industries

Like most of them?

Everyone in this thread needs to go watch Line Go Up at Folding Ideas

I don’t think that’s true. Bitcoins are fungible, NFTs aren’t.

Deep fried mozzarella

That’s quite the turd(le) they dropped

“Can’t media format X run arbitrary code” is almost never an issue with the format itself and virtually always a bug with a particular decoder/player.