Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

“But I never thought they’d eat MY face”

Itty bitty baby hands

This was always the case, just stated explicitly now

What do yall think of the new vocalist?

As sacrilegious as it sounds pub subs are very mid-tier to me. Perfectly acceptable sandwich just too much bread and always kinda dry unless I drown it in mayo/mustard after the fact. I’d rather go with their tenders and potato wedges honestly

Christmas lights they accidentally wrapped backwards with the male end of the string all the way at the top of the tree

Sorry for the poo tube link but I think you mean this one?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGn8Ja4-RA&pp=ygUPaW5zaWRlciBiaXJ0YW5p

Ever wonder where the phrase “government cheese” comes from?

The right trip will give you all the inspiration you need but it feels like it gave you a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle instead of a cogent answer

That’s what I was thinking, like my sleep is shit but I know it’s my fault because I hop into bed and proceed to cycle between youtube shorts, Lemmy and d&d sourcebooks on my bright-ass phone for hours. Bonus points for a blue light filter cranked all the way up so I feel better about giving my future self dementia due to sleep deprevation

Protest is never peaceful, if it is you’re doing it wrong. It should be non-violent and as respectful as possible but it needs to be disruptive and you can’t be peacefully disruptive

Huh, son of a bitch. Can’t wait to use this one

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

As a Floridian, fair

It’s fair if you want to not be called dude, it’s also fair that a lot people will fuck it up the first time

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

With Walmart pulling physical games from the shelves and not even selling them too? Yeah I’m already looking for a tricorne and a cutlass

I needed that today, thank you

I feel the same way about Baldurs Gate 3, I’m only pushing 30 but after playing for less than 20 minutes I had a mini pre-intervention with myself like, “okay listen up you geek, remember staying up until 4am every night and surviving on popcorn chicken and coffee isn’t sustainable”

Yep it’s begun, my mind wouldn’t let me read more than halfway. I’ve got the old