Great. Now I feel old.

Yo mama so fat, her laundry hamper comes with a V6.

It’s so annoying that when you roll over to get comfortable, they just swap blockages, with a side of temporary dual blockage for good measure.

They do that. With pressure poppers.

Lol. If you like them balls, you’ld like pom poko.

We learn theory not to understand the derivation of the details, but to understand how the theory fits in with everything else. Using a library without understanding the theory just means you know that sin(angle) is just a number, but not how the number helps you work out the length of steel beam as it changes due to changes in angle.

They are simply not the same.

Source: working with juniors that can’t do anything outside of what the libraries do for them.

True. As you age, you realize more that you need to find a compatible, complimentary partner, rather than one you destroy yourself to please/ complete.

Yo, just wanted a lift bro!

People like cake. And pie.

I was, and I ignored all of them, and I texted everyone with sms. No problems back then because standards, unlike now.

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That he has to charge every other night.

Thanks apple!