Anthropology is another bad choice.

Nothing in modern software design blows my mind more than the tendency to replace line-wrapping with truncation and ellipses. It’s like designers couldn’t get to sleep at night if there were any possibility of their layouts being variable height.

“They only have tin? What the fuck good is tin?”

BACK IN: CODPIECE

It never left.

I’m a school bus driver and I constantly dream about fucking up hard at work, like hitting cars, running over children and whatnot. There’s always a couple of minutes first thing every morning when I wake up where I sit and think about what else I’m going to do for a living before I realize it was just a dream.

Found Butler’s lemmy account!

Apparently those hands belong to a real banjo player hidden behind the actor.

So weird. I’ve never heard of Unknown Mortal Orchestra but I went to check them out on Youtube and I found a link to their NPR Tiny Desk Concert - which Youtube is showing me as already having listened to.

Outback restaurants put it best: “no rules, just Right”.

I cared for it when I could get a filling lunch there for $2.50. That was in 1990.

Should’ve swapped the death’s head for United Healthcare in the second panel.

I guess with magic bullets it doesn’t matter if the taper on the case is the wrong way.

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My favorite quote from this movie was “first rule of leadership, princess: everything is your fault!”

There was a movie called Inside Job or Inside Man or something like that, where the lead organizes a bank robbery where he ends up secreting himself in a hidden room inside the bank itself, and then emerging with the cash a week later and strolling out. It would be pretty hilarious if this guy hid himself in Manhattan in similar fashion and then emerged into this lookalike contest to make his escape.

Brian Thompson looked pretty well-marbled for a CEO, to be fair. Cook 'im low, cook 'im slow.

That’s crazy talk. Your teeth aren’t part of your body or anything!

Lennsies II and Squigmose I.

My Florida (of course) cousins are half-Thai and rabidly anti-immigrant (their father, who was white and also rabidly anti-immigrant married their mother in Thailand in the service and brought her back to the US). It just doesn’t make any earthly sense. For bonus points, they both happen to look vaguely Central American and have been harassed for that all their lives.

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