Oh shit. I’m a native English speaker and I had to read this 3 times to understand. I might be just a little too fucked up right now.

Is crustass now a thing that people are saying, or is that just Father Johnathan and his pizza obsession?

Im 45 with nothing in the bank. I’ll die hard and homeless probably. Real shit. All good though. Today we feast.

I use Luke Smith’s script https://muttwizard.com/ to set up neomutt usually. Or Thunderbird. I have tried to get mutt working many times on my own and at this point I honestly dont think that I am smart enough.

Wonderful. And, although absolutely nobody but me will find this Interesting, I will mention that I just watched the referenced episode of the thing last night. I know that you are all impressed

I think that I forgot to say it at the time, but thanks for your response. You helped to clarify the issue for me.

I was plenty awkward, but ass hair? At 12?

Facts.

Boo. But still upvoted because I’m still laughing over the waiter thing.

This made me very angry. I dont know why…

Honestly wholesome as fuck.

Thats pretty much the “What I actually look like” panel if my life were a meme. Minor variations.

I am not a smart man and I rarely adopt new things, so I want you to know that I am not trying to be ironic or shitty when I say that I aoreciate your help.

Sounds like a keeper, bro. I see no issues.

Oh fuck. Which one is Irish? Actually, which one is American, but I like to say I’m Iriish because reasons?

Well no shit.

Or system, I suppose

Thank you for your service, Sir, madam, or other.

Obligatory coffee snob: Either way, that is the right anawer.

McPixel 3 and 3%. I guess a young Brazillian woman has to solve tests to solve puzzles to prove her merit, but she only gets 20 seconds each and the answers arent logical. For example, to get through a door the protagonist to drop acid and kick Larry right in his massive tits. But she has to figure this out somehow on her own. No clues.