‘I’m married.’

‘I have a boyfriend.’

‘I don’t need your help.’

I understand why they react this way, but I have to admit, I don’t compliment women very often anymore. At least the guys don’t need to assume I have some other motive in order to feel safe.

Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax

Penny Racers were the shit.

I still have the one I got in probably '82/83. Black semi tractor with a rotating spoiler instead of a trailer and that’s where you could clip a penny to make it do tricks.That thing got a lifetime of use and abuse and it still works great.

Women are so cute and adorable to see

I’m noticing a pattern right away. Almost as if this has no bearing on the user

I once said that children who steal can be rehabilitated or taught to be productive members of society.

Downvoted to oblivion while everyone else celebrated the death of 3 kids because “all thieves deserve to die”.

Boston Dynamics is cool and all, but I don’t want their legs.

Please drink a verification can.

When you needed more than one voodoo card to be cool.

Gotta hold the map in your off-hand while traveling or it won’t autocomplete

When the teacher took your watch at the beginning of class it was either test time or tv cart time.

Many of us also use ‘Cascadia’, in reference to the mountains we reside in and around.

Someone made a mod to add controller vibration feedback that appears to be mostly compatible with anything, including sex toys.

They are called ducks because they duck.

https://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/item/67244-ducks-are-performing-head-bobbing-mating-dance-high-definiti

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