F**k if I have any regrets its not voting green not that it would have mattered but I would have felt better

eh Im just happy yall are here

Seems to be pointing above me, I agree my ceiling is definitely gay.

Writing in Weird Al for president

And he is extremely memeable.

Ahchoo?

Hey man I’ll eat a tube of toothpaste mixed with sugar and chocolate chips in a bowl any day, dairy free too

Yeah my recovery isn’t as fast anymore, lockup easier too.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Weird it doesn’t feel like it.

I thought we were trying to sink it

I read somewhere that the sun might expand a bit and become too hot for Earth in just 500 million years time, so it might be a shorter window than you’d think

lol these comments are why I left the captions off

Lol mine is receding and bangs make it obvious. You can tell where some bangs should be and it leaves you with a gap. Just gotta accept the new hairline, hiding it only seems to make it worse.

a rabid one most likely

I too like to live dangerously.

The post title got me the most. Sounds like something you can’t say, like you’ll get arrested over it.

I really doubt they would let him be an atm tech though. Who made that hiring call, he is probably now explaining to his buddy that he now discretely steals small amounts from the atms under the guise of a job