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There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Was “dick” not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know…or DID they know and really leaned into it?

Finger of God.

Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

Hey, those kids gotta get to school.

She’s still trying to figure out what he means when he says, “Just the tip.”

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I’d rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

Plenty of people have pet pigs and dogs.

I don’t see the nutshell.

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

@Gormadt Wow - what a great description!

@mossy_capivara

I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

Vanilla à la toad.

Hose water was the best tasting water. Must of been all them chemicals. If I die young, avenge me, take down Big Hose.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

It’s nice until you have to go to the store.

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.