Invent time travel so we can make all the antivaxxers live in Europe during the black plague

kaboom

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Hehe Kirigami eyes

Who needs temperature control?

How would apartments work, ideally? I guess have a contract where everyone living in the apartments owns a percentage of the building, and therefore the community of people that live there are responsible for building maintenance and other stuff like that, right?

and this is the exact fear I have that prevents me from trying on feminine clothing of any kind

Uhh… Modded Minecraft… Idk lol

Translation?

makes a program whose icon changes colors every few months explicitly to annoy people like this

This!

So dogs know to stay away, duh

Yes, please!

Darnit, you were supposed to interpret Sword Art Online as an example of what not to do!

Shouts at Ubisoft exec: “Then I’ll just pirate all your games! Fuck you, Ubisoft!”

prints this image out a million times and attaches it to every shopping cart I can find

“No” - me, learning software development in college

Steve Shives has entered the chat

This is not a travesty, this is hilarious