It might have a Trojan.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

At first I read debate me as delete me. And I was like fuck it, go ahead.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

Ok, what is the importance of a room temperature semiconductor.

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

Company study confirms what company wants you to believe. More at 11.

What if it sees a mousse in the dessert?

Goofus does not care about climate change.

This quote has been popular since long before tech-libertarians were a thing.

Right, and then these comments about “encrypted database” the server application needs to be able to access that data, so it will have the key in its config somewhere right?

You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.

—Michael Gretzky

But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.

You just get teleported.

If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.

The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.

Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.

I am wondering this too. I remember him from when I was a kid in the 80s. But haven’t really given him much thought since.

Good Boigeoisie

Space-X, Model X, zzzzzzz

If he were smart he would use all of these free distributed open source social platforms and protocols, and just build a front end on top of that. Front end ui and even his own APIs that just delegate calls.

I suppose maybe it’s nice if you want all of your accounts linked or integrated. So it’s easier for the CCP to track you?