Ah, okay. I thought you were UAPWE. I was right 👍🏻

What is FFF?

‘cept nope. That’s not Glen Ballard.

AI generated memes. Truly, this is our fuckiest hour. FML.

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Chill out. Someone already politely explained it to me. I asked because I wanted to understand. Now I do.

Ah. I get it now. Thanks 👍🏻

Maybe we need to clarify what constitutes a period, though? I don’t understand this message. Sorry.

Woah. A Jack Stauber meme.

This shit was definitely pre-SABC 3, so yeah.

For the longest time I thought this show was a fever dream I had. Turns out my Mum rented a VHS with a few episodes on it while I was laid up at home sick with something. This and Kimba the White Lion. I had those two on a loop while running a hard fever and they wound up fueling my nightmares for a decade.

That’s my story. Go watch The Racoons.

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

So, uh. Hi <All>.

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

But never used it for fear of denting my babies.

Thanks 🙏🏻

Out of the loop. Wut happened?

Wut

No.

Also:

GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!