I really loved police academy. Rewatched it recently with our late teen kids-wow, does it have some racial and queer jokes that made us all very uncomfortable. the rest is still gold though.

I want to help so badly but after reading the comments, I have no idea how

The cops and YOUR boss. My boss kinda sucks but I think yours will take care of you if you just work hard

My dad said that one all the time. Little kid me thought it was a sick burn. Somewhere in my 20s it hit me that it’s actually more of a compliment

He tried

I’m too scared now to ask AI how many g’s there are in Niger?

It has always bothered me that he used super strength magnetic fields to manipulate non-magnetic metals. yes, that is the thing in the xmen universe that breaks reality for me, everything else is fine

No more rhymes now, i mean it!