You’re gorgeous and your hair looks great today 🩵

Dammit now I want to hug an inanimate object and offer her a warm cup of tea and a dress

Take the LotR reading of it and interpret it as humanity’s opinions ¯\(ツ)/¯

Orcish and elven opinions only 😤 /j

This is what I tell myself before the winter depression hits lolol

I also want this answer. I’m trying to find things to post but commenting comes more naturally!

Weaponized anti-tank pigeon

New political compass where I’m all of them at the same time

Innately leaning mostly vegetarian feels like this a lot of days

But but you put it in the meme and the text

/j

All nuggies are dino nuggies!

Please tell her she’s beautiful and deserves the entire universe

I appreciate where you’re coming from but I meant it as a positive lol, hope you have a good day comrade :) /gen

100%.

You may not be able to change the world, but you can change the world for a few people.

When you realize it’s just that people suck and make the world worse than it needs to be

Or tell him to get his fix from whoever supplied Matthew Perry and take a nice bath ¯\(ツ)/¯

Monster.

At least draw it where he can see it

The fuckin timbs lmao

That’s the face of “I know you love me anyway” while making his plans.

It’s those fucking illegals who came over on the mayflower that caused this

Is this a depiction of Haiti? Unironically one of my favorite revolution stories