568A, and I’m ready to fight!

That depends on how small a fraction of the profits are paid, smaller fraction = more sorry.

We’ll spare no expense!

There is, but the profits aren’t as high as a slow apocalypse.

If that’s not pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, well then I don’t know what is.

But his plate armour already has dents in it! Why can’t I get new armour! Everyone is going to make fun of me!

Let them eat cake denied!

• Insurance companies

FTFY

The five d’s of dodgeball life: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dread!

They’re hogging the rest of the world.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Women are you still have the main functionality of the kids.

Ha!. I stopped at functionality first, then thought I’ll try a little further.

Dickface

I like it!

He is, but… He’s doing it with style!

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

As part of the minimum training.

Good question. Does time move differently for big chungus relative to outside observers?

And if you can correctly guess what he’s thinking about, you’ll win yourself $1,000,000,000!