He does! Looks like he likes a good meal out.

Yes it also happened in my Canadian city last spring, the first in decades. Unvaccinated of course. FAFO.

How could you get a better name than this?

Just a little bit Italian.

And he ran under the most hilarious political party ticket ever, in the UK of all things.

They’re actually an environmental nightmare. It takes 10000 pounds of rose petals to make a single pound of rose oil, for example. They are poisonous to aquatic life and house pets, flammable, lavender and tea tree oils are endocrine disruptors. I don’t know what problems you think they solve, but I only ever used peppermint oil when I worked in ER and someone rolled in who had shit their pants, a couple of drops inside a mask and you can continue working without throwing up.

What if I came over and cooked crack in your air fryer.

I don’t know but ever since the plagiarism scandal and the sex abuse by the owner I’ve ignored them.

Oh bless your heart honey, as the Southerners say.

My friend was the editor there for a long time. They had a big scandal, I’m surprised it exists still.

Gosh is Snopes bored?

Her husband didn’t get the COVID vaccine and announced it on Instagram and she liked it so it’s probably pretty obvious.

I also find you really have to watch your yeast. It might say it’s not expired, but if your dough starts to not rise very well, dump it and get a new one. Yeast is finicky.

Yes once you get the hang of it after a few loaves it’s so easy. I make bread all the time, and so much cheaper too.

Can I try it on?

As sure as God’s got sandals.

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

Degens need to mind their scruples.

ALLEGEDLY