Bonehead

Because it’s cheating. What stops me from tossing together bacon and cheese sticks and calling that a low carb keto salad? No, really, someone should stop me from doing that, I’m in my 40s now…

I’m sorry, but that is very clearly a style of cheesecake. You can’t just call something “salad” when you want to eat cheesecake…

That sounds like an Apple product to me.

Simmons is not involved and didn’t give permission, but it sounds like they are doing it anyways.

No, the biopic is going to be something else.

FTA:

The biopic follows an unrelated short film about Simmons from director and writer Jake Lewis.

It’s already happening…

There’s even a teaser promo.

the fuck am I even doing with my life

Living. Unlike Mozart at that age. You’re doing fine. Just keep shining on…

That’s how social media was invented. I remember when computers were things that only geeks and nerds were into. And then Neverending September happened, and suddenly normies were everywhere on the internet. We create something new to congregate, and they just invite themselves in after we make it popular. MySpace, Facebook, Reddit…even IRC and Geocities were taken over by them. We eventually took back Usenet at least, but only because it stopped being free for most people.

Turn it upside down, slap the bottom a few times, and it’ll open right up.

Yes, but the last one is a comedy.

Extremely well, apparently.

Rule of acquisition #162: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.

If Pat is problematic, how is treating Link the same way not a problem? Especially since we know Link’s full story and that he is not trans in any way? At least Pat was progressive enough to show two people of unclear gender and sexuality in a happy monogamous relationship even though everyone around them was treating them like a joke. That was pioneering for the time, and is part of the reason why trans and other non-cis people are becoming mainstream today as the Gen X and early Millennials like me grew up with that and are now gaining positions of influence.

Link on the other hand is definitely male, and has never been shown to display anything but male behaviors despite looking slightly androgynous. But that’s more because he also belongs to an Elf-like race that are typically dipicted more androgynous. Then again, he’s also a video game character and not a real person, so he likely has no opinion about how he’s depicted. So I guess it’s ok to make jokes about him being trans? That’s probably more of a question for actual trans people.

It’s Pat!

And you don’t even need to buy the flowers or chocolates. I’m sure it would be appreciated, but it’s not required.

You definitely don’t want to see what happens at the Heartpark.

The laser tech then removed the hair with a laser.

To be fair, the laser tech was likely working on that area that day, which is why they were wearing nothing but a towel to begin with.

In their defense, with a name like Lamb Of God, it was either papyrus or thorny vines.

I still heard “IF I HAD ANY!” at the end.