Who’s going to stop me. The government agency that was just decimated. I stopped paying taxes too.

LPT: it’s almost springtime and you can find free eggs in the tree then.

Why not you? Think of the wealth your suffering creates and weep gently.

That accident was so bad Britain had to change its name to England

Yeah, that’s not how you win therapy. The goal is to get them to cry over your past trama while you are making this face :3

You used to be able to light the rivers on fire too but Nixon helped ruin that.

Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!

Hail Satan, my favorite pops

That’s the Microsoft difference!™

I switched to YouTube and innerfrench podcast. I like the format much better than language apps for now.

I got tired of the app cause once you hit a certain difficulty you have to pay. Their teaching notes are far from complete so the only way to learn is to make mistakes and then your 5 chances are up. Totally demotivated me.

I’d much rather have Australia than Greenland. I will add it to the cart and think about it.

Release the butthole cut Jackson!

How is society going to survive when everyone is autistic?

Everybody knows you want to rotisserie a baby. Lock in those juices

If they want you to be over 6ft it’s only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn’t made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

Listen men, it’s ok to ask for a hug. You don’t have to dress like a snake and wiggle your butt down main street unless it’s dress-like-a-snake-and-wiggle-yo-ass day and that’s in April. See you there!

I can tell you what I would do with $424m, disappear. I’d still do good with most of it but I’m going to leave human society and go join a herd of elephants.