Anything older than about a year should be on every single service.

It was The Princess Bride that got me back to piracy, and all the new things like Jellyfin which are better than any commercial service.

Wasn’t on any streaming service I had, and I was on three. No thank you, I would not like to rent it for £7.99.

We got bread. We got cheese. We got beans.

What more do you want?

But the players have new haircuts!

They always were. Chrome on mobile has never supported add-ons, and that’s been the main driver of browsing for a while now.

Desktop Chrome still has ad-blockers, but they’re just less effective now, as they can’t phone home for faster updates iirc.

Yeah, same with Switch and current gen console suspend mode. Saves so much time.

Last time I tried this on a Windows PC the games had a 75% of fucking up when you powered it back on.

The underworld on TOTK just burnt me out. There’s so much of it and it’s all so samey and bleak, like if all of Dark Souls was Blighttown.

I took a break of about a year before going back to polish off the story.

Sorry, three pubes per ball is regulation.

The family across the street are Pugsley and Fred West.

I wear size 34 cargo shorts.

There is no point near my waist that is even close to a tape measured 34 inches.

The waitress?

I wouldn’t mind if all those Electron apps could use it to save space, but no. Everything still comes with 600MB of Chromium bolted to it like a tumour.

The image viewer is probably just Edge in a trenchcoat by now.

Yeah, it’s sorted through WIC iirc. As long as you have the codec installed you should be able to open it.

Most AirBnB places just seem to be part of the owners house.

Shh, we get to be anonymous, tech literate and be able to buy our own houses.

Trauma Centre on the DS is pretty much that.

Also Surgeon Simulator (and the VR port) but that’s more a comedy take of it.

Sometimes the crossword is a tricky one

The reality is just one word and the word is “nukes”

Probably because they charge you extra for breakfast and know full well most people won’t be up in time for it.

Anybody who has seen Tropic Thunder.