Oh man this format takes me way back! IMHO it’s still one of the very best.

And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.

I haven’t had it in many many years but in high school Little Caesar’s and Taco Bell were what my friends bribed me with to convince me to chauffeur them around town. I remember thinking Little Caesar’s could hold its own against the other pizza chains like Dominoes and Papa John’s so long as you didn’t try to eat it after it got cold.

Seems like you’re inferring a lot from a meme…

Uh oh, you’ve stirred up the armchair nutritionists again! Here to tell us how nutritionally deficient a plant-based diet is!

Why world it be?

I’ll admit I would be the kind of person who wastes critical seconds during a home invasion backspacing over typos and reviewing/editing my grammar/punctuation before hitting send because my brain demands perfection under any circumstance. But I think in those situations anybody should get a pass so long as they can communicate quickly and comprehensively.

NGL CSI was my shit growing up. Though I was never deluded into believing that accurately reflected reality to any extent. ACAB

To put it into perspective, one billion is one-hundred thousand ten thousand times over. In other words, one billion dollars per year could provide ten-thousand families with an annual income well above that of the current national average.

It’s times like these that I wonder whether perhaps God is real and is just laying low so they can troll us with shit like this. That’s probably what I would do (after erasing world hunger, cancer, tuberculosis, etc. from existence).

Season two lands next year!

I do think it’s morally defensible for an oppressed group to direct violence toward their oppressors. It’s also a tragedy that it comes to that but tragedy and justice are not mutually exclusive. I also think only an idiot would accept the standards in which we are expected to live, therefore to demand satisfaction with such standards would be idiotic.

Because violence is a tragedy and in an ideal world there would be no need for it. However, fewer and fewer people these days can pretend we live in an ideal world.

There is a game called Foxhole that is basically the premise of this meme. The gameplay isn’t glamorous, the controls are clunky, and half the time you die before you can do anything meaningful. And yet, something keeps bringing me back to it.

Hot take (apparently): Women deserve to be taken seriously.

I don’t think body hair is particularly sexy but I do think the choice to wear it with confidence is

Wow… “Purses” is not what my dyslexic, morning brain read and it gave this meme a whole different spin.

I loathe this runaway capitalist system we live in just as much as the next but this violent rhetoric is getting a bit too spicy. Let’s tax the owning class into oblivion. Take away their undeserved wealth and make them work for a living like the rest of us. Riot and rebel if our lives depend on it. But these calls for the outright slaughter of other human beings are going too far.