Because ceiling cat watches on HIS terms

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.

Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

Pen Pen and Ms. Frizzle would get along well.

Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.

Dangerously based

2024 baby!