Ok but why?

Yoo where can I get that ThinkPad laptop sticker?

Most times, I say really dumb shit, but there are moments where I have genuinely contributed good shit to lemmy.

That being said, I’ve been banned from several instances by dipshit mods/admins on witch hunts. Maybe I deserve it? Maybe not. I don’t care, because I still enjoy helping people while shit posting.

I just… Wow 👨‍🍳👌

Brandishing is illegal. Unless you intend to kill whatever you are pointing a firearm at, don’t pull it out or give away that you are armed.

A very good and salient point that I am unwilling to refute because I agree

Every instance, including this one, will likely have said pathetic loser pearl clutcher who doesn’t like naughty words or deletes comments based on their own unequitable biased opinion. So, fuck-to-the yes.

Some of the moderators within federated instances including most of Lemmy are such pearl clutching, pathetic fucking losers, that the level of censorship happening here will likely triple due to the influx of big corpo social media pushing people out who don’t conform to the status quo.

But what do I use to wipe my shit stained butthole and loincloth?

Nude Shrek mug as the main decoration piece

Ah, point made. The solution is to shatter the cup against my diabetic monitor, toss it into another sprawling enormous landfill and drop ship another cheap replacement.

I’m legit very dumb and often those warnings not to eat silica gel is for me. Sorry everyone!

Hey silly, I’m only talking about hand washing this one singular hypothetical cup in this fucking meme not my entire damn dish rack.

let fate decide

I love that and I sometimes do this as well for cheap disposable shit

We’ve been washing clothes by hand since we invented textiles

No shit? Thats crazy! /s

do you do your laundry by hand?

Yes, only for things that has tags that say “hand wash only”. Do you not know how to read instructions?

Just hand wash it, like humanity has been fucking doing since we invented pottery.

This is cute af. Who’s the artist?

I agree with you OP; diversity is important, equity is important, and inclusion is important. _All of it is important! _

Solid meme. Thank you for this gem, OP!

For now

China world love to come in and fill this gap. But who will keep the shipping lanes free of piracy? They have the world’s largest navy.