neato burrito!

omfg lmaoooo 😭😭😭 i sent this shit to like 10 people

hey baby, is your dad a terrorist, cause youre the bomb 🤓

I dated a girl that turned out to be a narcissistic abuser. I’m not just saying that. A therapist that is an expert on narc abuse relationships told me that after several sessions. Anyway, my ex would absolutely never answer a yes/no question with a yes/no answer. Her strategy was to respond in a way that changed the topic of the conversation to something she could dominate and somehow shift blame or gaslight. It was unbearable. Now, when someone does that, I take a mental note. If they do it again, I decide I don’t want that person involved in my life much at all.

someone can be afraid to do something and still do it

I didn’t know we could be all snobby about allergy meds, but I learn something new everyday.

oohhhHHHHhhh!! I knew something was off! I was so confused, lol. I thought there was an actor names Tony Stark that looked a lot like Robert Downey Jr. I don’t watch super hero movies, so I didn’t know about that Tony Stark character.

This is hilarious. If some users didn’t depend on the caption to participate in the conversation, I’d leave it the way it is. However, I’m going to edit it to properly reflect the content without being confusing.

Thanks for the clarification!

I wrote it myself. What’s wrong with it??

To me, it’s not specific enough because it doesn’t identify the active ingredient.

haha, no…I’m just autistic

“delivering democracy”

yeah, but we also have Publix fried chicken, so it evens out 👌

• Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.

• Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

• Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.

• Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

• Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

You can’t make this shit up.

4 years :/

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I’m not refusing to acknowledge that. If that’s what I’m doing, then I’m glad you let me know. Sorry for upsetting you and my previous ER providers. I will try to do better. But, unless you have received medical care at a VA, I don’t think you would have the experience needed ro understand my sentiment. I’m not exaggerating. When I go to the ER now, I make sure to have a friend with me so that I have a witness. I have a childhood friend that is an ER doctor take me.

The last time I broke a bone and went to the ER, they gave me a splint and referred me to ortho because it was complicated. It took 2 months to get seen. I had a broken wrist for 2 months before I saw ortho for it, and the only reason I got seen that “early” was because I started complaining to the patient advocate about it.

A. Yes, I’m clumsy and make mistakes.

B. Emergency Room

C. I feel like you’re being rude, and I don’t like it. Please treat me with respect. I’m trying my best.

about once a year lately

i agree with you. i usually wait til the next day to go to the er when i break a bone. theyre usually mean to me, so i gotta get mentally ready to go there.

lol 😆 how do people come up with these memes??