I imagine it will get like the expanse

I thought so

I love mashed potatoes,

I’ve recently started adding a couple tablespoons of this chilli oil thing into it. Its awesome

Man i would kill to have my wife make me lunches like this.

I don’t even know what a pcm is. This just made me laugh

Haha that got me so good

I’m in a hole doesn’t have the same tone as in a pit

Everyone learns maths.

Everyone should know maths.

My mate has this tattooed on his thigh, I’ve no idea why.

That’s why i just buy a new printer each time. Fuck them

I just buy a new printer each time it runs out of ink

Praise the non bot content

My favourite saying

I’m making art right now

Ha jokes on you blokes im in Saturday

Sadly with another 12 hour shift

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

I’m sure they’re paying for reviews though. There are some really suspicious and recent 5 star reviews.

Thank god for that, great point though. Glad im a whole man