I didn’t know driers could ejaculate.

Huh? What?

Life’s short and hard like a body building elf.

What’s our vector, Victor?

Proposed 39% tariff on each adobe plugin that’s imported.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Of course!

I would have attributed it if I remembered it was yours :)

But that’s not important right now.

Surely you can’t be serious‽

I miss those

https://youtu.be/eu18OayPKL4

I know which one it isn’t!

Don’t you cry or I’ll give you something to cry about.