POV, you’re Yoko looking up, but you survive.

Everyone has these feelings

Not me!

Oh boy, don’t ask a mormon about baptisms for the dead then.

Sheeeeeeit!

Man, I guess the old GOP fallback bogeymen weren’t scary enough to their base, they had to go fabricate this shit. What a bunch of FUD.

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Last I read was that apple was going to throttle their usb-c ports being used with non-apple blessed cables. And those cables are supposed to be pretty spendy, as they’re going to be “apple taxed”, <cough> I mean certified as apple is calling it. I hope the EU puts the smack down on them for trying to create such a loophole in interoperability requirements.