Kathy Bates is a national treasure and doesn’t deserve that comparison.

This guy has the lobes for business.

Wernher von Brown-noser

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

Turnwise and widdershins

They’re even better raw!

Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…”

Jim Rash watching from the sidelines as Bezos?

Acts immediately, lasts indefinitely!

“Why won’t anyone think of the paaaaareeeents? Nobody suffers more than me from the problem that I created!”

The Dunmer haven’t been this shook since Red Mountain erupted.