looks like strict parents are the way to fit into the corporate world :p

when my wife does this to me, i say “yes” and do what i was asking.

#NotAVampire

i only need to put up with this motherfucker for 22 more years.

almost… there…

i am a millenial. two of my gen x friends just call me for no reason sometimes. i don’t understand why. i always think something is wrong and answer the phone in a panic to make sure they are okay.

these were most likely filmed on federal land that is super easy to get permits for. there is a large area in inland southern california for these types of things that the federal government controls and is legally required to give permits for (unless environmental concerns like leaving your trash arises).

if this is true, its the same area where burning man and other desert festivals are held : D

though it makes me angry that im glad you have this and hope you are safe out there, it also made me giggle. laughcry moment, i guess <3

my hate hit a bit different… i had sticks of garlic gum i would swap out w/ my big red.

i was a terrible child

as an american, i have to assume its because its a bigger number. “graphs go up and right, and bigger numbers are better.” is a motto for a lot of terrible practices here.

one of these that has been bothering me lately is when people state something like “ten times less!”. this statement means nothing to me, but it has a bigger number than a % of total.

your package manager repositories also dont have it, and the company didnt set it up to work with one. download the .deb from their website…

[anger]

the purge: April 15th

(for thise that are not american, this is when we have to file our taxes.)

(also, americans have to file their taxes manually… nothing is automated)

though i do think the author should keep & break iambic pentameter within the fairview mall version, i’ll allow it.

i drove by either this sign or one very similar to it in san francisco once, and it was a fucking nightmare.

im 40. im a millenial.

…im old

<.<

Dickstrap

Racooooooooooooooon!

: D

my ignorance is showing… what is RT?

it has always been so weird to me that national public media isnt 100% funded by the government. i honestly didnt realize that the funding was this low, but i figured it would be at least in the 10’s of percents :(

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”

he is a great human :p