was expecting a picture of Blondie.

mario was more expensive than baseball grape, so i smelled like baseball grape.

im so glad i started wearing glasses in high school. i had no idea my vision was bad, but i saw this in the car when my parents were driving. i thought this was normal.

i always wondered if my vision would be as good as theirs when i got older because they could read the street signs. i did not own a smart.

sir, this is a wendy’s

you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.

i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50

i can remember a sr engineer at my last company apologised for the unfortunately named branch of his PR: featuredev_rebase_rebase_rebase

i mean… i guess it will get done the right way now. :D

i dont know what the fuck im doing and will lrobably screw it up; i figure my wife has a better chance at success for most things.

whew, my wife isnt chaotic evil - her portrait monitor is to the right of her landscape monitor.

well, they also didnt have to call a stranger to eat, so they probably understand.

as a software engineer who didnt go to college, i am not talking about programming; i have peers at work who have a masters degree in CS who know nothing about computers.

i’m talking about troubleshooting problems and fixing them by telling your boomer aunt what to do over a video call when her keyboard makes her computer too slow for her cat to read her favorite comic when she presses the “G” key.

i did the world a favor and decided to not have kids. sadly, this also means i am unable to hand down a generation’s worth of computer knowledge, heh.

i figured gen z would start fixing my computer once i hit my current age (41); turns out i dont know any gen z’s that understand how computers work.

im really tired of being everyone’s tech support :(

i have prayed to gaben to allow steam to close when i close it for many years, but it is still not yet possible. when will you answer my prayers, oh mighty gaben?

the place i would love to vacation in for a few weeks*

thats how i took it, too. their “generosity” of making something we are forced to use “free” (even though a lot of laws mandate that parking)

… but we shall try anyways. here is a watermelon Mutley or a blue raspberry Wilma.

you have enough money for 2 k8s clusters?

like, i get it, but where did you find such a wonderful neopolitan that is correctly split in thirds? the stuff i buy has regularly shown ~49% chocolate, 49% vanilla, 2% strawberry

fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.