IIRC, Sony paid Disney a small royalty for every MemoryStick with MagicGate DRM capabilities sold, because Disney owns the trademark on the word “Magic” in the context of entertainment media.

Apparently the leaves ferment in koalas’ stomachs, with the result that koalas spend their entire lives drunk.

They don’t seem to have updated the list for the rerelease, regarding it as artwork/a historical artefact.

They’ll need a universal basic income to preserve enough genetic diversity so that the AI-owner elites don’t habsburg the human species to extinction. Neoliberal ideology, however, states that it is immoral for people to be given something for nothing, and granting all of humanity ownership of common wealth, and thus making the basic income a dividend, would set a dangerous precedent that could undermine the actual owners. As such, the humans kept alive in the name of genetic diversity will have to be put to useless makework.

An unhoused man, you mean

That’s cool. Now do it for a word that’s actually in the dictionary.

Farewell to a real one.

Hey, we can’t all contribute to curing cancer. For everyone who does help find the cures to diseases, hundreds more do their part testing the effects of explosives or vehicle crashworthiness, or training cadaver dogs on body farms. They’re going to need corpses for those things anyway.

Wait until you play my new game, Ultra Mario Triplets

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Hey, if you want fawning adulation, get a dog instead.

The inaccuracy is a stylistic choice; it’s art brut, though in this case referencing Corporate Memphis-style illustration.

Siri, what’s America like in 2025?

Also, as Czechia needs Czech Pilsener, a beer pipeline would be built crossing Poland. It would be named after Immanuel Kant, a local resident reputed to have been “a real pissant who was very rarely stable”

When Králevič is ceded to Czechia after the current occupants overplay their hand, one of the conditions should be to restore its classic topology, and enshrine that as a UNESCO world heritage monument.

Mastodon is the German nudist beach of social media. There’s a strong sense of camaraderie, but the average age is somewhere north of 50, and people under 40 instinctively cringe when they hear about it.

That would be the new ecologically-sound funeral service

His next project is a reboot of the Monty Python “Mr. Gumby” skit

They had bumbling back in 700BC?

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