Louis G

The French national bird is a Molotov cocktail

There’s still time 🙏

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

Fuck you got me

I have 50k in my hand right now.

It even has a cool picture of Ho Chi Minh on it

I have a pretty solid apocalypse survival crew. They don’t know they are members yet, but when the day comes, I have folders with all their attributes, stats and roles printed and ready to hand out.

Making assumptions there, bud.

Locks eyes irritability

Sometimes I like to put a big food near the ants trail, wait for one of them to find it and scurry off to report it, thinking he’s going to be hero of the nest, then I take the big food and throw it away. When our man returns to show his friends, it’s gone, and he can’t possibly understand why, and the whole nest thinks he’s lost the plot. They will never trust him again.

Just the way I like it. New community is full. Of potential.

Mine has a programmable hardware button. One click does a screenshot, two clicks lights the torch, click and hold summons an app.

Ingredients: Beer

Traditional.

Southern.

Values.

I eat breakfast at my desk at work because the milk is free then.

This is such a dangerous lie.

While it’s never happened in my presence, I can envision someone seeing some else get knocked out and going “Ah, they’ll wake up in an hour or so.” And not phoning an ambulance.

And the whole trope where one good guy knocks out another good guy to prevent themselves in harm’s way. Like, my brother in Christ, you probably just killed them.

Admirable hustle

“Buyer to collect”?

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

Wow he was opposed to people breathing toxic gases??!

Cumrags?