I hope someone is ready to receive his flaccid penis.

It would somewhat undermine the core of their narrative being a tragedy within a larger tragedy though.

Yes, I do.

It’s fascinating that people have found your comment inherently negative when it is literally just the truth.

Oh shit you’re right it is Hampshire. It’s so close I just assumed it was Dorset. My bad.

Let’s not forget Dorset also has the village of Sandy Balls

I’ve seen this film every year since it was on vhs. Last night I took my kids to see it at the cinema and it still holds up. “When Love is Gone” was back in it’s rightful place and having not seen it for a good few years it’s such a welcome return. The pacing is totally messed up by it’s removal.

I’ve read it every year for years now (self imposed tradition) and it take me about 4 days with an hour or so a day. Not a long book by any stretch.

I’m also of the opinion that The Muppet Christmas Carol is both the best and most accurate adaptation.

I hope they’re at least good looking.

Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached

Even better those “newer” phone boxes are now so infrequently used that they are mostly broken. Also more often than not they smell like piss.

🎶Just don’t look!🎶