As an ex-Reddit I get it, I was a refugee of Apollo.

Still have that legend on my phone and is now a memorial of what used to be.

Once I cracked my first bottle of IBC, Barqs never tasted the same

Give me all the hate. But my iPhone has outlasted all of my friends on android. I’m still using the iPhone X.

Now people who upgrade their phones yearly are wild to me.

Or bald and use a plunger

Just gonna post this without sharing any tips?

nah Nah

Biden just like me whenever he I try to speak this is all I got going in my head

Permanently Sleeping Beauty

Excuse me miss did you want the unlimited viewing plan or just the 5 minute package? If you plan longer than 5 minutes I recommend you to go with unlimited, cause it’ll cost you more later.

Mug has impeccable power it’s floating, Red Bull doesn’t give you wings, it’s Mug

My friend upcycles old furniture they find and I pay them for their work.

Essentially she finds broken furniture (not fully broken maybe paints all scratched, chair missing a few legs, etc) and fixes them up. Local pickup furniture people are giving away for free cause they moving or something like that.

Tesla branded fish cock?