Trust me…she knows

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I vote for giant sinkhole

Look at me, I’m Bobby SitAtMyConputerAllDayAndAgeRapidly

It’s not like we’re tryna smell their feet. If you have a dog and you’re not a heartless monster, have covid nose, or some other smelling disorder, you’re gonna smell your dogs feet whether you try to or not.

No thanks. I prefer the 3 variable left hand rule.

We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread

We’ll be like 3 hrs into a road trip and my wife’ll be like “Do you think we turned the stove off?”

Frat boy house mate from Brooklyn in college had a dualie. Completely unnecessary for where he lived (home or at school). Dad was a biz kid, he was a biz kid…

I asked him one day “what’r ya haulin’?”

I am no longer friends with this man.