!catsstandingup@lemmy.world

Recession proof investment

There’s a Wikipedia page for that!

Also upload your banking information, but not for financial advice

Hard agree. There was still hope back then.

Superb punchline. 10/10

Hiyoooooo

I heard that if you’re feeling thirsty, you’ve already been dehydrated for a while.

Unless your “I will die on this hill” comment was meant to be the punchline, in which case, I’ll show myself out.

And its counterpart, !nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works is also neat

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

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TIHI

My lips feel shrimp-textured

Thanks for the laugh

Tax is the answer

Shrimp flavoured or shrimp scented?

One of my siblings gets their “manager” voice on when they want to be particularly condescending at family gatherings.

I unsubscribed from the holidays a few years ago

If this isn’t the murder side, I don’t want to see what’s in the back